Wednesday, 19 December 2012

1. Meet Miley Cyrus

For those of you who know me, it is no surprise that the number one thing to do on my list is to meet Miley Cyrus. Now if you're reading this and asking yourself, well who's Miley Cyrus? I want you to get off of my blog and never come back, because your presence is pointless. She is the most beautiful, funny and lovable girl that I don't even know...yet. For the past six years I have devoted myself to loving Miley. I grew my hair down to my hips, because she had such long beautiful curly hair. When she decided to stop wearing her extensions, I cut all my hair off. When she chose to ombre her hair, guess what I did? You're damn right, I did the same! But unfortunately following her hair trends is over, because she has taken it to an extreme that even I can't do. She got a pixie cut and died it blonde. Now I would be completely on board if I had good enough facial features to pull off a pixie, but sadly I don't. So for now, I will pray for the day that she grows her hair out again. So as you can see I am a little obsessed with her, I can honestly say if I was to meet her I think I'd die from a heart attack. I know what you're all thinking, what a lame thing to put on a list it'll never happen, well you my friend are WRONG! From the words of the tattoo on Miley's arm "Love never lies", I believe that this love is real and will bring us together one day. That and I have a plan, once I get my passport I will travel to her home in California and wait outside her house and until I catch her going for her daily jog around the block. I may sound creepy, but hello do you not know me at all? (Photo Credit goes out to Han Van, for editing Miley Cyrus over my best friend Erin Messaros!)